Orange Hair. Orange Voice. Orange Everything.

So I heard today that Bradders (or Charlie Clements) is the voice of the new Orange adverts. There's a bit of mixed reaction about the strawberry blonde wet blanket doing this. I've looked all over the internet for this advert but I think it's so new that really the internet hasn't been bothered yet. I'd give him a shot. After dying, most Eastenders superstars end up working in an East End supermarket, so good on him for having SOMETHING to do. Plus, he's not Dirty Den. You can't die and then come back to life. That's cheating. But I think he gets double points if you do something after that corresponds to your hair colour?

Here's an awesome little tribute to Bradley, back when he had more hair and that:



See. You think you'll live without him, but when Stacey the slag's tottering around we'll want 'im back. On a highly convenient related note, I'm looking for an iPhone that works on a pre-existing Orange SIM. Is this possible? Is it good to go that I can get unlimited texts and the internet on this piece of machinery without paying like, a gazillion bajillion squids for it?

I do feel a little left out that EVERYBODY else in the world (even the kids in Africa) are more likely to have an iPhone than me. It's OK, you have malaria, but Guy's f*cked. He can't send e-mails whilst on Twitter. Oh, good I feel better now.
Bright side point: I take consolation in the awful PR move of putting Macy Gray in the ad. I haven't heard from her in about a decade. I didn't like the song, image (racism wasn't present in this Mr. Ben) and anything to do with her. She missed our generation entirely.
Honestly? I thought she was dead.